Which I have perfected…
For centuries, humans have worked to find new ways to waste their time. As a human being, it is my obligation to waste as much time as is humanly possible. And, I have learned to do this with the help of the internet.
You can, of course, guess some of the more obvious places I waste my time. Facebook is the go to for authors who are having issues with writing. We call it promo or research, but really it’s an attempt to avoid something.
There is also this thing called SMULE. It is terrifying how much better I feel after karaoke, how much it allows me to face the blank screen. It lowers the blood pressure to get your RDC, that’s recommended daily dose of Creep.